mcnugget

He was sitting on my lap, facing me, leaning in really close to me with his hands on my shoulders and his face inches from mine. Just staring at me. Nose to nose, cross-eyed close, and staring at me. I mean really checking me out. He had this sort of quizzical expression on his face. And he had this look in his eyes like he was trying to memorize me or something. All of a sudden I'm thinking to myself "he's looking at me like I'm a chicken mcnugget and he's trying to decide what kind of sauce to dip me in". So I say to him "M'MMMM GOOOOOOOD". And he cracks up. Practically dies belly laughing. It was hilarious.